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Rewrite for yourself (about Taiwan) a verse or two of Julie Andrew’s “My Favourite Things”?
From the original:
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with string,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Cream coloured ponies and crisp apple strudel,
Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Girls in white dresses and blue satin sashes,
Snow-flakes that stay on my nose and eye-lashes,
Silver white winters that melt into spring,
These are a few of my favorite things.
*This question was inspired by Pagan Dan’s answer to one of the Taiwan questions.
Thanks Pagan Dan!
Betel nut hsiao jies in bright, pretty minis
Those cool NT dollars I think of as pennies
Five folks on one motorbike, Tai Chi at dawn
These are some things that I love in Taiwan.
Chou dofu each morning–I smell open sewers
Evenings it’s chicken butts barbied on skewers
Incense and ghost money blend with the smell
And Mormons on bikes try to save us from ‘ell.
Beheaded chickens, pig organs on meat hooks,
Cobra blood drinkers in night markets, snake cooks
People like sardines are canned on the bus
Taiwan’s a great place for people like us!
I hope no one takes offense at any of this. I love Taiwan and have nothing against Mormons. Happy Holidays!
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Black & White Tuxedo Cat Therapy Collection Find some soothing relief in our Black & White Tuxedo Cat Herbal Therapy Collection. These beautifully crafted heatable and freezable pieces are filled with buckwheat and lavender. Heat in a microwave and soothing, aromatic warmth lasts for about an hour. Use chilled for cold therapy. The soft chenille covers make these pieces soft and huggable. This collection is comprised of the neck wrap, … |
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Warm Whiskers Bunny Eye Pillow, Pink/White $15.95 Our line of eye pillows are pretty and practical. Use chilled to soothe tired eyes and reduce eye puffiness. Warm slightly to use as a dream pillow or relieve sinus pressure. Made with buttery soft chenille and filled with lavender, calming chamomile and gently weighted with flax seed. Each sleeps in it’s own white organza drawstring bag for giving as a gift or use for storage. 8″ wide…. |
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Warm Whiskers Huggable – Penguin $8.95 -Materials:… |
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Warm Whiskers Huggable – Pig $9.95 -Materials:… |
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Fun Grey Racoon Animal Hat with Ears and Button Eyes and Ties at Neck – Fleece Lined! Ultra Warm $12.00 Now you can look cute and fashionable with this adorable cap! Look for the matching gloves in our store – Ks Charming Designs…. |
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