Stretcher Extender

Is it just me or is this guy out of his mind?

So I’m bored at work so i decided to brows through eBay’s everything else section when I ran across this listing.
Is this guy nuts or am I missing something? and don’t say brain

don’t you pity the fool that would buy it? I don’t know though. Maybe we could join forces and get rich. I have plenty of rocks if you could supply the rope.

Jonathan Ross reviews The Ultimate Stretcher penis extender

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