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blonde joke!!!?
Sorry if this offends anyone. The smartest person I know is a blonde so please don’t take this personally:
A girl with black hair, a blonde and a brunette were trapped on top of a cliff and the only way to get off it was to jump. They were about to jump when a genie appeared. He said “You need to jump off this cliff but if you say something you want to land on as your jumping, you will land on it.” so the girl with black hair decided to go first. she ran up to the edge and shouted “pillows!” and she landed on a large pile of pillows. The brunette went next. She ran towards the edge and shouted “mattresses!” and she landed on a large pile of soft mattresses. The blonde was last. She ran towards the edge of the cliff but tripped on a rock and hurt her ankle. she yelled “crap!” and guess what she landed in.
A blonde, brunette and red head all have teenage daughters. The brunette is going thru her daughters purse and finds a bottle cap and exclaims “oh no my daughter is an alcoholic!” the red head then goes thru her daughters purse and finds pills and says “my daughter is a drug addict” The blonde goes thru her daughters purse and finds a condom wrapper and exclaims ” My daugher has a penis!”
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