Commode Seat
And Oprah and Steadman joke/poll.?
Ok Here’s the scenario:
Oprah and Steadman are eating diner at Oprah’s Chicago villa and get sick from bad moo go gai pan; both of them have to go NOW!!!
But here’s the problem, all of the mansions 55+ bathrooms are out of order due to renovation. (Oprah’s having all the commodes renovated with solid gold, platinum covered, diamond encrusted toilet seats.) The only working bathroom is the small power room beside the pool house about the size of an port o potty. Note: Due to the size of the Oprah estate it over 100 yards away from the main dining room!
Who will make it there first and who will supper the indignity of going in the bushes/lawn or worse messing in their pants?
There are several theories that state that the universe was created when Oprah ate some bad moo-goo-gai pan and had to poo so bad, it made a vortex because it came out faster than the speed of light. So there you go; the world suffers because Oprah had to go to the bathroom. I hope she sues me for every penny (thirteen pennies) that I have.
Sam Bush Picks Commode Seat Winner
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Snowman Toilet Seat Cover And Rug Set by Winston Brands Frosty Commode Set: Abandon winter blahs when you add fun and color to your bath. Snowman stands out against a snowy blue sky on the lid cover. Commode top and contour rug feature polka dots and snowflakes scattered on a blue ground. Lid cover and commode top install easily and fit snugly with elastic straps. Acrylic. Machine wash. Imported. Non-slip rug 23 1/2″ x 22″……. |
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Santa Toilet Seat Cover And Rug Set by Collections Etc $13.97 Santa Commode Set: This 3-pc. commode set features toilet seat and tank covers plus a colorful contour rug with anti-slip rubber back. Tank topper includes tissue box cover. Seat and tank cover have elastic for a snug fit. 100% acrylic, machine wash. Imported. Rug measures 23″L x 22″W. Fits tanks 20″L. Our exclusive design……. |
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Luxe Bidet MB110 Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment $39.95 Luxe Bidets are premium quality and are a great hygienic and comfortable alternative to rough toilet papers. This model is easily attachable and detachable from any two piece standard toilet bowl. All the accessories are included such as hoses, connectors etc. The self-installation takes 10 to 15 minutes and does not require any special tools other than a normal screw driver. MB110 Model offers gr… |
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Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment $36.95 Enjoy the luxurious comfort and superior cleanliness of a bidet in your own home, without expensive remodeling. The Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment converts any standard toilet into a bidet in just a few minutes – no special tools or plumbing skills required. Ultimate Fresh Water Cleansing The Astor Bidet connects directly to the fresh w… |
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TOTO Transitional SoftClose Toilet Seat SoftClose Toilet Seat – SS114… |
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BABYBJÖRN Toilet Trainer When your child is ready to transition from the potty chair to the full-size toilet, it’s time to introduce the BABYBJÖRN Toilet Trainer. With its adjustable dial, this ergonomically designed trainer fits toilet seats of all sizes. Soft and comfortable, it allows children to sit for as long as they need to. A built-in splashguard minimizes messes and prevents little legs from getting pinched–a g… |
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Mini-Shower – Bidet & Multi-Use Hand Held Sprayer $39.95 This high quality hand held bidet comes with easy to use pressure control handle, specially made high quality hose, light weight shower head. The only model that gives you the option of hanger on the tank or wall hanger…. |
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Drive Medical Premium Seat Riser with Removable Arms for Standard Toilets, White $28.95 12402 Size: Standard Features: -Allows individual to use existing toilet seat and lid. -All composite construction provides durability and a contemporary look. -Easily attaches to toilet. -Rizer has (molded in) arms. -Tool free removable arms offers flexibility to the users. -Blow molded construction offers a durable contemporary look. -Color: white. -Available size options. -Limited lifetime man… |